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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."

"Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible? Because it's a pastor ;)"

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."

"Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer."

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."

"How do you know a Muslim is lying? their lips are moving"

"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"

"Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight..."