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Joke of the Day

"Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore."

"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"

"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"

"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"