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Joke of the Day
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"
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"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"
"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."
"My wife said her new addiction is goji berries but I'd prefer she get addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"
"""First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!"" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend"
"SATs Roses are red, Violets are blue. I copied your answers, and I failed too."