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Joke of the Day

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president... ... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale"

"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell"

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."

"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"

"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."