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Joke of the Day
"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."
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"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"
"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
"What do you say to a giraffe? ""Hi, Asshole!"" (Made that up myself, I did.)"
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
"My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy! Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit. Me: Who? Wife: My butt cheeks."
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"