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Joke of the Day
"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"
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"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"
"Why did the prostitute had a second vagina transplanted on her hip? So she could make money on the side."
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"
"[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. ""Yay!"" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. ""So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"""
"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."
"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
"Why are jalapenos so annoying? Because they get jalapeno business."
"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."
"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."