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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""
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"I love to have deep conversations at 12:59 I love those 1-to-1 conversations"
"The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work.. if you have a 2 second dog"
"Nice Confederate flag bro, way to commemorate coming in second place in a civil war."
"Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors."
"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."
"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"
"Jeb Bush should come out as being gay to get the Jewish vote. Jews have a strong record of listening to flaming bushes."
"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"