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Joke of the Day

"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"

"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"Being an asshole lowers people's expectations of you. (Except on Twitter, where assholes must continue to prove they are assholes)"

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"They should make another Taken movie, about Liam Neeson's character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. ""Taken 4: Granted"""

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."