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Joke of the Day
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
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"DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who's Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*"
"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"
"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"
"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."
"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"
"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"
"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""