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Joke of the Day

"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"

"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"

"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."

"What goes great with Alphabet Soup? Times New Ramen"

"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."