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Joke of the Day

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result but I still get up every morning."

"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."

"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."

"They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays."

"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."

"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."

"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"

"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision ? A rip off."