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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved."

"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."

"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""

"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."

"My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes"

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."