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Joke of the Day
"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"
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"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"
"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."
"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!"
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."
"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."