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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."
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"Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot"
"What did the girl's suicide note say when she hung herself? *sings* I WANNA SWIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRR"
"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."
"My kid sold your honor student a quarter ounce of oregano."
"Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life."
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"