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Joke of the Day

"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"I created a new word Plagiarism *just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*"

"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"

"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"

"Why is the door knob? Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)"

"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."

"Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."