226547

Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"guy at work: ""good weekend?"" me: [in next toilet stall] ""please leave me alone"""

"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."

"Just watched Die Hard 2. People in 1990 sure knew how to shrug off a plane crash."

"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"

"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude? The blonde has a higher sperm count."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."