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Joke of the Day

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."

"There will be no screen names left for our children's children."

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."

"Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? [Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)"

"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""

"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"