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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"Hey girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest"

"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"

"You guys like jokes I hear, I got a joke for you. Women's rights...."

"Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice? Because his mind was always on a pellet."

"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."

"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"