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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"

"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"

"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."

"I told her she has the most beautiful eyes and she started screaming... Apparently she doesn't like to be woken up by total strangers."

"On which side of the road do you drive? -Left. -Well, that doesn't sound right."

"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."

"Your wife is locked out at the front door yelling at you and your dog is barking at the back door to be let in. Which do you let in first? Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in."

"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"

"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."