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Joke of the Day

"Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? [Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)"

"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."

"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"

"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."

"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."

"I don't have to put up with this, I'm a grown ass man ... I used to be an adolescent ass man; I've never wavered in a T&A debate."

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."