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Joke of the Day

"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."

"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"

"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."

"If you're a Liverpool Fan you are currently doing one of these three things: 1) Defending Gerrard 2) Defending Suarez 3) Kissing your sister"

"A racist joke. Donald Trump"

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."

"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden."

"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"