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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone."

"Take revenge, crap on a pigeon."

"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."

"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death"

"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish..."

"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"