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Joke of the Day
"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."
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"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"
"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"
"I said I was a man with a plan. I said nothing about it being a good plan."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."
"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."""