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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"

"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."

"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"

"What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin!"

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."

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"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."

"Give it to me straight ""I'd really like to have sex with you-"" Now give it to me gay ""-r boyfriend."""