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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"I went to Costco the other day... As I was checking out the cashier asked me "" Do you wanna box?"" I said ""No, but I'll wrestle you!"""

"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."

"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."

"BEAUTY TIP: avoid unsightly wrinkles by being a sociopath who is incapable of feeling genuine emotions"

"I swallowed two pieces of string yesterday I shit you knot"

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"