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Joke of the Day

"[awesome life of caterpillar] 1) all I do is eat, awesome 2) time to sleep in this cozy bag, awesome 3) *wakes up*OMG I CAN FLY NOW, AWESOME"

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"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles."
"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"
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"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."
"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"
"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."