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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."
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"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""
"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."
"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."
"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."