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Joke of the Day

"Although no words have been spoken per se, I'm pretty sure the dude in the next stall just challenged me to a beat-boxing contest."

"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."

"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""

"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"

"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"

"Hey son, I know you're 5 years old and you think monsters are under your bed, so here's a gun, just start shooting if you hear anything"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"