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Joke of the Day

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall."

"Two electrons walk into a bar and... The Big Bang Theory is the worst. I would sooner stab my eyeballs with a pen than watch it"

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried."

"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"

"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."

"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse"

"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."