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Joke of the Day

"No more ""if you're bf stops playing his game to text you..."" If your girlfriend understands to give texting a rest when you're playing video games, marry her."

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"Not to brag, but I just bought Eggland's best eggs from the grocery store. Their BEST eggs. I got them."
"Why did Hitler kill the Jews? Because they're greedy dirty Jews"
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"
"How do you explain a man birthing a baby? Taco bell for lunch"
"What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !"
"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"
"What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum? There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum."