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Joke of the Day

"I bet phone booths are disappearing because they don't want us escaping the Matrix."

"Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years."

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."

"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."

"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... ""You better be still holding that ladder"""

"I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers Sick bastards"

"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"