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Joke of the Day

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr. Buss"

"Racism is for lazy people who don't take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"

"Hey Dad, your neighbor called, they wanna know if you could turn down your TV, they've already heard this episode of Law & Order."

"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"