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Joke of the Day

"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."

"Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this."

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"

"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"

"What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!"

"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"

"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."

"Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday? Koala Lumpur."

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."

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