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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."

"Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's"

"Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused."

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."

"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."

"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."