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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused."

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"

"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""

"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"

"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"We were promised flying cars and instead all we got were magic glowing rectangles to access all the world's knowledge :("

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."