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Joke of the Day
"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"
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"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
"What did the mathematician wear in the beauty contest?"
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"
"What's the opposite of effort? F it."
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