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Joke of the Day

"It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love"

"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue...? ... he drank his coffee *before it was cool.*"

"Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times"

"I could never date a homophobe... I just don't think he'd be into that."

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."