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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"

"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""

"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"

"I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker."

"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"

"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."

"An irishman walked into a bar it's not funny, I should have been in work today."

"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."

"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"