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Joke of the Day
"An irishman walked into a bar it's not funny, I should have been in work today."
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"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."
"Russia's attitude towards the West is sometimes... Off-Putin."
"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"
"[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant."
"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."
"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."
"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""