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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker."

"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."

"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"

"If you're stuck in a group text, one easy way to get out is to throw your phone in the ocean and start a new life."

"How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan"

"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"

"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"Cheating in a joke. A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."