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Joke of the Day

"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."

"You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail"

"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."

"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms."

"Did you hear about the man that lost half of his body? He's all right now."

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"

"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"

"Curiosity microwaved the cat."