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Joke of the Day
"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
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"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."
"Doctor Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!"
"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."
"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"
"A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre... He gave him one."
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"
"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."
"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."