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Joke of the Day
"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
Next Joke
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."
"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"
"Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost."
"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"
"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."
"Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. ""Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."""
"What is the most effective way of cleaning a cum stain? Baby wipes"
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."