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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."
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"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"
"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"
"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."
"How do the Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs."
"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. (and then the female come-back): What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes!"