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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."
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"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."
"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."
"Your mom is so dumb.... She tried to climb Mountain Dew"
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."