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Joke of the Day

"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."

"They should make a movie where a guy takes someone's Ph.D. thesis, edits it one paragraph at a time and turns it into a completely new thesis. It should be called Ship of Thesis."

"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."

"I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars""."

"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."

"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"

"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"

"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."