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Joke of the Day

"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."

"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""

"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."

"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."

"Fresh Limerick There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy"

"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"