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Joke of the Day
"Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze"
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"Brobbits before Hobbits"
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"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."
"After sex a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his organ was to small. He looks at her and says ""I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral""."
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