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Joke of the Day

"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."

"Why are pills white ? Because they work."

"If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office."

"What do you call a fake noodle an impasta"

"I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S. So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!"

"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."

"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."

"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."