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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."

"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."

"""Kim Jong Il dies at 69."" That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of cunt."

"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."

"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"