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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."

"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."

"The string of expletives that poured from my mouth when I woke up at 3 pm to realize my alarm didn't go off was pure smut poetry"

"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."

"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."

"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"

"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."

"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"

"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"