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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"
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"Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms existence of exotic hardons."
"No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly. I'm so mis-tweeted."
"Judging from what most terrifies my cats, when the apocalypse comes it will be heralded by a great rustling of plastic grocery bags."
"I enjoy jogging in the mountains because nature is beautiful and cardiac arrest excites me."
"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."
"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."
"Management tip: 1) Slam phone down, 2) Grab briefcase, 3) Stomp out while mumbling about ""always having to fix things,"" 4) Sleep in car."
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."
"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."