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Joke of the Day
"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."
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"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""
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"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."
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"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"
"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."
"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."