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Joke of the Day

"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"

"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."

"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."

"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"

"I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous"

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill."